Okay, I just wanna say that school computers really suck. How much? Well, I type faster than they can load.

"HP Intelligent Scanning Technology" <--Something's wrong with this phrase.

Anyway, I'm gonna give you what I came for.

There's this LiveJournal role-playing community called ZOMGCRACK!!YGO. Read all about it here: [link] Yeah, you get to pretend to be Yu-Gi-Oh! characters--either as canon or out-of-character. I play IC!Yuugi Mutou, OOC!Katsuya "Kat-chan" Jounouchi, and OOC!Shizuka "Shiz" Kawai.

For ~BleedingCypher, I play Yugi as himself, Joey as a pansy, and Serenity as an overprotective closet-bisexual tomboy.

Oh, yeah... I used to play OOC!Anzu/Tea. She was famous.

Anyway, there was this plot thing where clouds made the characters completely different for three days, and so I made Shiz into a fangirl, Kat-chan into a slut, and Yuugi into a homophobic sociopath... just like OOC!Anzu. >D And I'm putting this heere because I read one of the journals saying that the clouds reflected their inner selves they don't want anyone to know about, and so I thought... 'THEY COULD USE SOME FREAKIN' THERAPY, MAN.' So, here I bring you the therapy sessions of my roleplay characters (if it's too long for your liking, then I suggest hitting the back button, since there's no 'cuts' in DA journals, and I'm postin it here since my LJ is private)...

Oh, and by the way, some of the swears are censored in this, but it's funnier that way.

~IC!Yuugi's session~

Yuugi: *is lying on a couch*
Doctor: So, how have you been?
Yuugi: Not so well... Druring that cloud incident, I threatened to hurt my friends, and I lambasted homosexuals. You know I'd never do that...
Doctor: I see... *pretends to write stuff down, but he's really doing a crossword puzzle* You ever think that you might have feelings towards a member of your own sex as well?
Yuugi: W-well... I uh... Um...
Doctor: I know you're planning on lying. Don't. You're as straight as a curly fry.
Yuugi: What?!
Doctor: You know how much you wanna *beep* IC!Jounouchi.
Yuugi: But, but, but... he's my best friend, and...
Doctor: No, I know you're constantly thinking of *beep*ing him backstage...
Yuugi: NO!
Doctor: And in your cbedroom, in the neighbor's pool, and in your closet (which you so need to come out of)...
Yuugi:
Doctor: Just remember, you still have to pay!

~OOC!Jounouchi's session~

Doctor: Well, how are you feeling, Jounouchi.
Kat-chan: *is holding tissues and a teddy bear* ...Awful. I did some bad, awful things that Mado-chan (is what he calls his boyfriend, OOC!Mahaado) will hate me for...
Doctor: Bad things...?
Kat-chan: I... don't want to talk about them...
Doctor: Like... the time your boss a *beep*?
Kat-chan:
Doctor: Or, when you *beep**beep*ed a couple of kids at your job, and...
Kat-chan: Stop! >_<;
Doctor: Oh yeah, there was also that time when you got *beep*ed up your *beep* by your best friend, OOC!Hiroto Honda.
Kat-chan:
Doctor: Yes, you *beep*ed Honda, you little Honda-*beep*er. He *beep*ed his *beep* in your *beep*.
Kat-chan: *runs out crying*

~OOC!Shizuka's session~

Doctor: So, how are you today, Miss Kawai?
Shiz: I'm *beep*ing pissed, God *beep*ing damn it.
Doctor: I can tell.
Shiz: *beep* you.
Doctor: Please, calm down.
Shiz: I don't *beep*ing feel like it.
Doctor: Perhaps we shall get to the source of your anger?
Shiz: As long as I'm outta here in 45 minutes. I don't give a rat's *beep*
Doctor: You often use aggression to hide your fangirly tendencies.
Shiz: ...Shut the *beep* up. That's not *beep*ing true!
Doctor: I've heard you *beep*ing *beep* to your posters of Sephiroth.
Shiz: ...WTF?!
Doctor: Oh, yes, you also have homosexual tendencies as well. You seem to have feelings for OOC!Mana.
Shiz: I'm not a *beep*ing *beep*, you *beep*! I'm gonna *beep* your *beep* and then I'll *beep* up your *beep* and I'll *beep*ing *beep* and then I'll *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Doctor: ...You're only proving how right I am.
Shiz: *storms out* Go *beep* yourself.

There you have it. This is why I should never be allowed to handle other people's characters.