Okay, I just wanna say that school computers really suck. How much? Well, I type faster than they can load.

"HP Intelligent Scanning Technology" <--Something's wrong with this phrase.

Anyway, I'm gonna give you what I came for.

There's this LiveJournal role-playing community called ZOMGCRACK!!YGO. Read all about it here: [link] Yeah, you get to pretend to be Yu-Gi-Oh! characters--either as canon or out-of-character. I play IC!Yuugi Mutou, OOC!Katsuya "Kat-chan" Jounouchi, and OOC!Shizuka "Shiz" Kawai.

For ~BleedingCypher, I play Yugi as himself, Joey as a pansy, and Serenity as an overprotective closet-bisexual tomboy.

Oh, yeah... I used to play OOC!Anzu/Tea. She was famous.

Anyway, there was this plot thing where clouds made the characters completely different for three days, and so I made Shiz into a fangirl, Kat-chan into a slut, and Yuugi into a homophobic sociopath... just like OOC!Anzu. >D And I'm putting this heere because I read one of the journals saying that the clouds reflected their inner selves they don't want anyone to know about, and so I thought... 'THEY COULD USE SOME FREAKIN' THERAPY, MAN.' So, here I bring you the therapy sessions of my roleplay characters (if it's too long for your liking, then I suggest hitting the back button, since there's no 'cuts' in DA journals, and I'm postin it here since my LJ is private)...

Oh, and by the way, some of the swears are censored in this, but it's funnier that way.

~IC!Yuugi's session~

Yuugi: *is lying on a couch*
Doctor: So, how have you been?
Yuugi: Not so well... Druring that cloud incident, I threatened to hurt my friends, and I lambasted homosexuals. You know I'd never do that...
Doctor: I see... *pretends to write stuff down, but he's really doing a crossword puzzle* You ever think that you might have feelings towards a member of your own sex as well?
Yuugi: W-well... I uh... Um...
Doctor: I know you're planning on lying. Don't. You're as straight as a curly fry.
Yuugi: What?!
Doctor: You know how much you wanna *beep* IC!Jounouchi.
Yuugi: But, but, but... he's my best friend, and...
Doctor: No, I know you're constantly thinking of *beep*ing him backstage...
Yuugi: NO!
Doctor: And in your cbedroom, in the neighbor's pool, and in your closet (which you so need to come out of)...
Yuugi:
Doctor: Just remember, you still have to pay!

~OOC!Jounouchi's session~

Doctor: Well, how are you feeling, Jounouchi.
Kat-chan: *is holding tissues and a teddy bear* ...Awful. I did some bad, awful things that Mado-chan (is what he calls his boyfriend, OOC!Mahaado) will hate me for...
Doctor: Bad things...?
Kat-chan: I... don't want to talk about them...
Doctor: Like... the time your boss a *beep*?
Kat-chan:
Doctor: Or, when you *beep**beep*ed a couple of kids at your job, and...
Kat-chan: Stop! >_<;
Doctor: Oh yeah, there was also that time when you got *beep*ed up your *beep* by your best friend, OOC!Hiroto Honda.
Kat-chan:
Doctor: Yes, you *beep*ed Honda, you little Honda-*beep*er. He *beep*ed his *beep* in your *beep*.
Kat-chan: *runs out crying*

~OOC!Shizuka's session~

Doctor: So, how are you today, Miss Kawai?
Shiz: I'm *beep*ing pissed, God *beep*ing damn it.
Doctor: I can tell.
Shiz: *beep* you.
Doctor: Please, calm down.
Shiz: I don't *beep*ing feel like it.
Doctor: Perhaps we shall get to the source of your anger?
Shiz: As long as I'm outta here in 45 minutes. I don't give a rat's *beep*
Doctor: You often use aggression to hide your fangirly tendencies.
Shiz: ...Shut the *beep* up. That's not *beep*ing true!
Doctor: I've heard you *beep*ing *beep* to your posters of Sephiroth.
Shiz: ...WTF?!
Doctor: Oh, yes, you also have homosexual tendencies as well. You seem to have feelings for OOC!Mana.
Shiz: I'm not a *beep*ing *beep*, you *beep*! I'm gonna *beep* your *beep* and then I'll *beep* up your *beep* and I'll *beep*ing *beep* and then I'll *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Doctor: ...You're only proving how right I am.
Shiz: *storms out* Go *beep* yourself.

There you have it. This is why I should never be allowed to handle other people's characters.

...Now that I have your attention, I'm back. ^^







PS: I'M GOING TO ANIME CENTRAL!!!! XD

Since it's ChristmaHanaKwanzaakuh, I decided I should make some gift art for everyone. This will help me in dealing with future employers.

So far, I have with a picture of the Samurai Deeper Kyo people... I forgot who they were. Oh, Wait... Akira and... that one girl, right... Don't worry; I'll go to the library and pick up the manga. XD;

And yeah, I should also upload those pictures I did in my drawing class... even if they suck.

My clubs:



Clubs I belong to as of now:



Clubs I hope to be a part of:



Someday, hopefully... there will be a YGO yuri club...

Everybody, this is what happens when your favorite fandom is ruined both on the internet and in real life. This is something that I'll be doing to make myself happier. Like the title says, it's what happens when fanon becomes canon. I'm doing Final Fantasy VIII, because that's the fandom I'm most attatched to, and I've created quite a few communities dealing with this baby.

Oh, and by the way, this journal is not exactly for kids. Nothing really super dirty happens, though.

One day in Balamb Garden...

Squall: *sits in bed listening to Linkin Park* Whatever, whatever, whatever, angst, angst, angst, emo, emo, emo... Bite me, everyone... Hyne, I wanna slit my wrists so bad because I didn't get the best buttsex last night, but I lost my gunblade...

Rinoa: *on sugar and Prozac* HI, SQUALL!!!!!11

Squall: Oh, no. It's Rinoa...! Trying to make me happy again. Doesn't she know that depression is necessary for human existence...

Rinoa: Squally-pie, come play with me! I'm desperate for attention as usual! I'LL BLOODY CRY IF YOU DON'T !!!1!!11!!!!111!!!

Squall: Leave me the fuck alone! I'm happy being unhappy, and I hate girls!

Quistis: What about me?

Squall: Not you! You're Mary-Sue perfect! *hugs Quistis* Everything about you is wonderful. ...Except for the fact that you're a girl and you can't give me buttsex.

Quistis: Please, run away from Garden with me! I'm a romance fiend!

Squall: I would, but I need to angst over Seifey-chan, because I didn't get proper buttsex from him. ...AND SOMEBODY GET THAT WOMAN AWAY FROM ME!!! She's trying to better my life, and I don't like that! >_<

Rinoa: You need FRIENDS, Squally-pie! I love friendship! Friendship, friendship, lalalalalaaaaaaa~!

Squall: And her, too! *points to Selphie*

Selphie: *is high on sugar, caffeine, crack, and a lot of other stimulants* ILIKETRAINSILIKETRAINS LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 GIVE ME MORE SUGAR!1!11!!!!!!1!1 I CAN'T GET FUCKING DIABETES WITHOUT MY DAMN SUGAR!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1

Rinoa: Being useless is fun! ^_^ *sees Angelo the dog* Get away from me, you stupid mutt! >( *kicks Angelo*

Angelo: ;_; *whimpers* *runs away*

Quistis: You curel-to-animals-type-person! You make me cry like a weenie! *clings to Squall*

Rinoa: I don't give a fuck about animals! I'm rich and selfish! >( *pulls Quistis away from Squall* get your paws off of MY man!

Zell: Duh, me so stoopid... *walks into wall* I broked-ed my nose... *sniff* ;_; Someone please rescue me... I'm too uke to do anything myself...!
T______T

Seifer: *in a prince outfit, riding on a white horse* Did someone call for me...?

Squall and Zell: _____

Seifer: *hops off white horse* I can do anything; I'm a Gary-Stu! *smiles* *teeth go "ding!"*

Squall: Why did you not give me proper buttsex, my love? It made me a stereotypical LiveJournal emo! ;_;

Seifer: ...I was not perfect? Oh, I shame myself! I shall die in your honor, for you deserve so much better than a slightly-flawed person such as I... *raises own gunblade*

Squall and Zell: NOOOOO!!! DON'T DIE!!!!! T__________T

Seifer: Very well... *throws gunblade away* *gunblade stabs Selphie and Rinoa for no good reason*

Rinoa and Selphie:

Squall and Zell: My hero! ___________

Seifer: Now, come with my my darling ukes. I shall give you all the best buttsex you can ask for!

Squall and Zell: YAY! ^__________^

Laguna: Hey, what's going on... I'm invisible... O.o; Hello... Do I even exist...?

Me: This game sucks. -_-; *throws controller away*

TEH END!!!!!!!!!111

Well, there you have it. If the game was truly like this, man would I hate it. No, these aren't all the FF8 stereotypes; if I did all of them, they'd contradict each other, and you'd be all confused. And, I didn't include Irvine for some odd reason. Oh, and I'm not offending any FF8 fans personally, just the weirdness of the general fandom. And, I do happen to like all the female characters of FF8, especially Rinoa.

And please join my new LJ community, [link] . It's a crack RPG, also making fun of the fandom.

I'll do more of these with other series, regardless of feedback.

My clubs:



Clubs I belong to as of now:



Clubs I hope to be a part of:



Everyone? I'm in desperate need of a Laguna club. ...And a Duklyon club, if anyone has made one.

I'm back!!!

...Sorry for disappearing, everyone (yes, everyone). I could ramble on about the reasons why I've been absent for so long (like LiveJournal, roleplaying, being too depressed to draw, etc.), but I'd bore you to tears. All you need to know is that yes, I am back, and eventually, I will submit something that's actually DECENT enough to put in this gallery.