Everybody, this is what happens when your favorite fandom is ruined both on the internet and in real life. This is something that I'll be doing to make myself happier. Like the title says, it's what happens when fanon becomes canon. I'm doing Final Fantasy VIII, because that's the fandom I'm most attatched to, and I've created quite a few communities dealing with this baby.

Oh, and by the way, this journal is not exactly for kids. Nothing really super dirty happens, though.

One day in Balamb Garden...

Squall: *sits in bed listening to Linkin Park* Whatever, whatever, whatever, angst, angst, angst, emo, emo, emo... Bite me, everyone... Hyne, I wanna slit my wrists so bad because I didn't get the best buttsex last night, but I lost my gunblade...

Rinoa: *on sugar and Prozac* HI, SQUALL!!!!!11

Squall: Oh, no. It's Rinoa...! Trying to make me happy again. Doesn't she know that depression is necessary for human existence...

Rinoa: Squally-pie, come play with me! I'm desperate for attention as usual! I'LL BLOODY CRY IF YOU DON'T !!!1!!11!!!!111!!!

Squall: Leave me the fuck alone! I'm happy being unhappy, and I hate girls!

Quistis: What about me?

Squall: Not you! You're Mary-Sue perfect! *hugs Quistis* Everything about you is wonderful. ...Except for the fact that you're a girl and you can't give me buttsex.

Quistis: Please, run away from Garden with me! I'm a romance fiend!

Squall: I would, but I need to angst over Seifey-chan, because I didn't get proper buttsex from him. ...AND SOMEBODY GET THAT WOMAN AWAY FROM ME!!! She's trying to better my life, and I don't like that! >_<

Rinoa: You need FRIENDS, Squally-pie! I love friendship! Friendship, friendship, lalalalalaaaaaaa~!

Squall: And her, too! *points to Selphie*

Selphie: *is high on sugar, caffeine, crack, and a lot of other stimulants* ILIKETRAINSILIKETRAINS LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 GIVE ME MORE SUGAR!1!11!!!!!!1!1 I CAN'T GET FUCKING DIABETES WITHOUT MY DAMN SUGAR!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1

Rinoa: Being useless is fun! ^_^ *sees Angelo the dog* Get away from me, you stupid mutt! >( *kicks Angelo*

Angelo: ;_; *whimpers* *runs away*

Quistis: You curel-to-animals-type-person! You make me cry like a weenie! *clings to Squall*

Rinoa: I don't give a fuck about animals! I'm rich and selfish! >( *pulls Quistis away from Squall* get your paws off of MY man!

Zell: Duh, me so stoopid... *walks into wall* I broked-ed my nose... *sniff* ;_; Someone please rescue me... I'm too uke to do anything myself...!
T______T

Seifer: *in a prince outfit, riding on a white horse* Did someone call for me...?

Squall and Zell: _____

Seifer: *hops off white horse* I can do anything; I'm a Gary-Stu! *smiles* *teeth go "ding!"*

Squall: Why did you not give me proper buttsex, my love? It made me a stereotypical LiveJournal emo! ;_;

Seifer: ...I was not perfect? Oh, I shame myself! I shall die in your honor, for you deserve so much better than a slightly-flawed person such as I... *raises own gunblade*

Squall and Zell: NOOOOO!!! DON'T DIE!!!!! T__________T

Seifer: Very well... *throws gunblade away* *gunblade stabs Selphie and Rinoa for no good reason*

Rinoa and Selphie:

Squall and Zell: My hero! ___________

Seifer: Now, come with my my darling ukes. I shall give you all the best buttsex you can ask for!

Squall and Zell: YAY! ^__________^

Laguna: Hey, what's going on... I'm invisible... O.o; Hello... Do I even exist...?

Me: This game sucks. -_-; *throws controller away*

TEH END!!!!!!!!!111

Well, there you have it. If the game was truly like this, man would I hate it. No, these aren't all the FF8 stereotypes; if I did all of them, they'd contradict each other, and you'd be all confused. And, I didn't include Irvine for some odd reason. Oh, and I'm not offending any FF8 fans personally, just the weirdness of the general fandom. And, I do happen to like all the female characters of FF8, especially Rinoa.

And please join my new LJ community, [link] . It's a crack RPG, also making fun of the fandom.

I'll do more of these with other series, regardless of feedback.

My clubs:



Clubs I belong to as of now:



Clubs I hope to be a part of:



Everyone? I'm in desperate need of a Laguna club. ...And a Duklyon club, if anyone has made one.